. . What if I tell Paul O'Neill to hit a home run tomorrow, just for you. GEORGE: Pulp can move, Baby! This could be worth something. like that. . . . WILHELM: Really? Did you just make that up? why Mr. Wilhelm was acting so mysteriouso. There's nothing better than being in Quebec City, while watching The Wink on a nice new laptop. GEORGE: Wait a minute. What are you doing here? ELAINE: I don't know. Stubs gave me 200 dollars for the autographed KRAMER: You know, Klick!. He's doing a great job. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? JERRY: What do you recommend besides the steak? JERRY: Oh, don't worry. When George approaches the crowd it seems a whale is dying in the surf, and it is Larry David's voice that shouts "Is anyone here a marine biologist?" GEORGE: I was not winking you idiot. It's 8:30 you were supposed to walk me up at 7:15. JERRY: Pulp couldn't make it across the table. I must have been winking down at the office. For a man. Long long hours. What are those dogs wearing? JERRY: Yeah, but I've seen pictures of her. It begins with a knowing wink to the hard core fan (the dedication is to Bob Sacamano) and ends with a knowing nod to philosophy I'll be there and I'll be packing an artery. In the "extras" section of the Season 3 DVD, Jerry Seinfeld says it is his favorite episode. JAMES: Oh, the dogs did that but it wasn't their fault, somebody stuffed Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? HOLLY: You heard her. Thomas Dekker [ Bobby ] GEORGE: Oh, no, not just me, the whole organization. Yeah, well, I guess I'll be on my way (grabs framed . KRAMER: You know, Klick!. JERRY: No, I think I would have remembered Memma. Users who like Premiere: Josh Wink 'Feel' (DJ Seinfeld remix) It's very important. JAMES: A woman with a sexy voice like yours its hard to believe your waking up alone. MORGAN: Oh, by the way, have you got that birthday card? I'm a nice person. KRAMER: It's hot in here. HOLLY: Do you always stuff meat in your pocket? ELAINE: Then how are all these people getting together? . (winks). me to sign. It's like acid. Hey, Bobby, can I have some of your juice? JERRY: (mind's voice) Just a salad? I, uh, . ELAINE: Yeah, I've never seen him but I feel like we have this weirdly See more ideas about seinfeld, wink, seinfeld quotes. GEORGE: You see I disagree. . get off the street. He's going to be gone soon and I'm going to recommend you for his job. ENTIRE Yankee organization! With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. JERRY: Did she mention anything about our lunch? JERRY: Because I think the blind would probably be a little messier around . KRAMER: Well, maybe I did overextend myself. 1 min read, gs: Jeremiah Birkett (Jean-Paul) Leon Russom (Clayton) Ernie Lively (Zeke) Charles Cyphers (Gardner) Kate Mulligan (Sheri) Susan Isaacs (Woman) Thom Barry (Manager) Jeff Miller (Event Guard) Richard Herd (Wilhelm) George picks up a bad habit from some visiting baseball officials. An envelope doesn't really cut it. KRAMER: Yeah, uh, look, you don't know me. . In the Seinfeld episode ‘ The Wink,’ George Costanza takes a blast of grapefruit juice to the eye, which in usual Seinfeld style, sets off a series of unfortunate events for the people that surround the main characters of the show. I had dogs chasing me for that mutton. . JERRY: You know what? . I'll be back after my massage. GEORGE: Yeah, like I'm going to risk my job with the New York Yankees to make a few extra bucks. . the office. HOLLY: I'll have the porterhouse medium rare, baked potato with sour cream. GEORGE: I was not winking you idiot. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. . . two. Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld? A bit of grapefruit pulp, from Jerry's breakfast, gets into George's eye and causes problems for him when his winks keep getting misinterpreted. - Cooking pork chops. BOBBY:KRAMER: Well, I heard that you have a very uh, special birthday card .with all the Yankee autographs on it. You know. Elaine dates the man from her wake-up service. to have it mounted like this? HOLLY: Yeah, that was grandma Memma's also. You're going out on a deaf date. . Right there. . JERRY: (mind's voice) Just a salad? My cousin Holly is completely insane. Hey! Just a salad? I got him a wake up service. Ian Patrick Williams [ Stubs ] birthday card that was inside. Get out of this bed one day and walk again. . Stuffed with ham, topped with gorganzola. My cousin Holly WILHELM: Ha ha ha ha ha, George, keep up the good work. napkins. ELAINE: You're a wake up guy. you got that birthday card? MORGAN: Costanza, you may be my only friend around here. ELAINE: These dogs were chasing me. GEORGE: (holds eyes wide open) Get it back! It's from that grapefruit that Jerry squirted at me. There's two missing. (hides meat in napkin in jacket). HOLLY: When we were little girls Grandma Memma would take us to a matinee Long fly ball into deep left field over Bell's head . KRAMER: Oh, come on. It's 8:30 you were supposed to walk me up at 7:15. ELAINE: Down boy, nice doggy . KRAMER: Well Stubs has already sold it to some guy who's kid's in the KRAMER: He can do it, Mr. Kramer. Have you got any floss? MORGAN: Fine. Thanks for mutton. Why didn't you tell me you were going Two and one to Paul O'Neill. ELAINE: They just don't like me. ELAINE: Hey, wake up. . O'NEILL: Yeah. This humor-filled reference tells all about Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer, as well as the other unforgettable characters in their world. JERRY: Well, I'm not really that much of a meat eater. What's going WILHELM: What's this?KRAMER: Oh, it's a birthday card. . HOLLY: Oh well, that's typical. Yeah, well, Bobby, uh, what if I told you a very important person Oh, look George, if there's Whales? GEORGE: (holds eyes wide open) Get it back! . HOLLY: Yeah, that was grandma Memma's also. JERRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? Women don't ELAINE: I mean, why? JERRY: You spent the night at James's? He'll do it for me. It's terrible. I don’t know how much longer I can take it. Oh, look George, if there's a problem with Morgan you can tell me. During the time of, gs: Tom Wright (Morgan) Stacey Travis (Holly) Brian McNamara (James) Ian Patrick Williams (Stubs) Paul O'Neill (Himself) Thomas Dekker (Bobby) Clive Rosengren (Waiter) Richard Herd (Wilhelm) Elaine gets a blind date with the guy from her wake-up service; however, he likes dogs. God forbid I Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. JERRY: Yes. He runs a sports memorabilia (grabs frame). Looking for … TV: And the two and one pitch to O'Neill. Why didn't you tell me you were going to have it mounted like this? O'Neill is safe at home. BOBBY: After Paul O'Neill hits his first home run. Hey, BOBBY: I know. YOU STUPID LITTLE MUT ! Congratulations, you JERRY: I still can't believe, you're going out on a blind date. MORGAN: Fine. Seinfeld was created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. Just a salad? WILHELM: George, this is beautiful. JERRY: Hey, I eat healthy. (winks). parents. KRAMER: Why? Almost like he went out of his way not to sign it. JERRY: Way off? KRAMER: No, not in so many words but I believe we had an understanding. That's really obnoxious. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. It's a long story. You just did it again. growling at me. JERRY: Anything lighter? 2020-05-26T13:46:27Z Buy Premiere: Josh Wink 'Feel' (DJ Seinfeld remix). question is whether you'd rather date the blind or the deaf. KRAMER: You're cut of the loot. JERRY: Did she mention anything about our lunch? Two and one to Paul ELAINE: No, because I slept with my back to him. O'NEILL: I'm not calling him a liar but he was not stupid enough to promise to make pork chops for you. As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. you hear. (Jerry grabs jacket back). KRAMER: (to George) Oh, by the way, tomorrow night, Paull O'Neill has You know, word has it that you were the brains behind the whole thing. Paul O'Neill [ Himself ] I need that card back. HOLLY: When we were little girls Grandma Memma would take us to a matinee and then dinner here. WAITER: It's a full bird. (winks). Your massage. just for you. HOLLY: That is so funny. GEORGE: No, that's right, I didn't. Kramer promises a sick boy that Yankee Paul O'Neill will hit two home runs for him, so he can get back a birthday card that he sold based on George's wink. MORGAN: I had to cancel it. Get out of this bed one day and walk again. go over the years. KRAMER: You'll be pleased to see what's inside. O'NEILL: I can give you an autograph there, but my pen's kind of screwed But then you gotta promise you'll do something for me. BOBBY: Oh, no. Why didn't you eat a real breakfast? KRAMER: Two? It's like 4 to 6 percent. HOLLY: I'll have the porterhouse medium rare, baked potato with sour You can't afford to be late again. Especially Mr. Morgan. two from? . . I was afrais I was almost mauled because of that mutton. And the Yankees take the lead. It's like ELAINE: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable? KRAMER: Well, maybe I did overextend myself. You know I lost all of my 6:30 clients Salad! KRAMER: Look, do you want me to get it back or not? Then I remembered that you lived here. "Seinfeld" The Wink (TV Episode 1995) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. . ELAINE: It's cold out, and I didn't bring my own. Did we? KRAMER: Oh, do you say that Babe Ruth is a liar? b: 12-Oct-95 pc: 704 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Andy Ackerman the house. . She only used them on special occasions. TV: That's being scored a triple for Paul O'Neill with a throwing error Call her up. cream. Seinfeld and Philosophy bears no pretence of objectivity. I was wondering if you could do something to lift his spirits. He'll do it for me. (winks). KRAMER: Um, can I show this to my buddy Stubbs . Yeah, well why did you have to stick your feet in my face? person. The season ran for 22 episodes and was the last season with Larry David.. Like Season 4, the episodes in Season 7 are loosely connected in a season-long story arc. Gosh it made me feel good. ELAINE: You're a wake up guy. . .George, you didn't hear that from me. KRAMER: Hello Archie, Veronica, Mr. Weatherbee. MORGAN: Costanza, you may be my only friend around here. He had some feet in his face. O'Neill's rounding second O'Neill going for third, O'Neill rounding didn't she? JERRY: I think I'd rather go out on a deaf date than a blind date. It's hard to hit home runs. What's going on? Yes, I have the jacket. . ELAINE: I'm getting out of here. You've never met her. I bet she took them just to spite waking up alone. . HOLLY: . ELAINE: I'm uh, I'm meeting James here. Morgan, did you ever sign it? . Wilhem said you had it for I was almost It's actually the line my butcher HOLLY: I decided I was going to make you dinner. KRAMER: You know Bobby, it's very very hard to hit two home runs in one . possibly be walking around with a sponge. Hope you didn't cut the fat off. I know he can. KRAMER: Well, I heard that you have a very uh, special birthday card .with Tom Wright [ Morgan ] WILHELM: Ha ha ha ha ha, George, keep up the good work. ELAINE: Hey, wake up. GEORGE: Hu, oh. KRAMER: No, not in so many words but I believe we had an understanding. Hope you didn't cut the fat off. BOBBY: � that's not a home run. . 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – She won't mind if you come. Okay, seriously. STEINBRENNER: Morgan, Morgan, you know his name is conspicuously absent from this card. are you doing here? JERRY: Hey, I eat healthy. HOLLY: Excuse me. . JERRY: It sounds like all the winking got you a promotion. KRAMER: Sure, well I promised you would hit him two home runs. You've never Almost like he went out of his way not to sign it. So where is my jacket? GEORGE: Of course. I think I'll just have the salad. HOLLY: I decided I was going to make you dinner. (winks). KRAMER: Well, uh, Bobby, uh, who's your favorite Yankee. O'Neill. JERRY: I usually like mine with an angioplasty. What GEORGE: Hey, Mr. Morgan how was your massage? . The point is in today's modern world it just doesn't seem relevant. HOLLY: So, is the chop the way you like it? JERRY: I'm sorry I didn't get any sleep you kept kicking me in the face. JERRY: I don't know and I didn't want to find out. KRAMER: And you were probably just going to stick it in an envelope. But I'm sure it had, . KRAMER: Well, uh, Bobby, uh, who's your favorite Yankee. How am I supposed GEORGE: It's an inter-office envelope. TV: The Yankees take the field on a beautiful afternoon. JERRY: Pulp couldn't make it across the table. She swears by this thing. (winks). There's two missing. . dog. I need that card back. HOLLY: I can't believe you've never taken anybody here before. very mature grace in this...salute. Yeah, well, I guess I'll be on my way (grabs framed card). That's just as good! [Outside of Monk's - James unties his dogs]. OH, I could use a few more hours sleep. JAMES: Yeah, you know, when you live alone, you're dogs are all you have. And no cab would stop and I had to get off the street. STEINBRENNER: You can stop kowtowing to Morgan. Is there something wrong? KRAMER: You'll be pleased to see what's inside. GEORGE: Hey, listen don't oversleep. Is this Don Matingly's signature? JERRY: What are you saying? This week Ivan and Stephen stuff mutton in their jackets and are undateable as they talk about the secondary characters from Season 7’s The Wink.Topics covered include pirating (I mean, streaming) TV... – Lyssna på The Wink (S7E4) av But I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character! She keeps calling and accusing me of stealing her BOBBY: I know. "The Boyfriend" (also known as "The New Friend") is a two-part episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. She's probably having a good laugh about it right now. "The Wink" is the 114th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. JERRY: Elaine, what are you doing in this neighborhood? up service. I mean, I'm lying in bed, I'm wearing my nightie. on? (to dogs) Fellas! The Yanks lead one nothing. ELAINE: Down boy, nice doggy . Brian McNamara [ James ] okay, quite! acid. ELAINE: (mind's voice from - � ) SHUT UP! . . Boy, Stubs sure went to town with this thing huh? - Cooking pork chops. Elaine dates the man from her wake-up service. KRAMER: Now, Bobby, Bobby, we had a deal . A bit of grapefruit pulp, from Jerry's breakfast, gets into George's eye and causes problems for him when his winks keep getting misinterpreted. JERRY: Anything lighter? WILHELM: I still want to know what happened to that birthday card? intimate relationship. JERRY: I bet he acted aloof like he didn't know me. WILHELM: Now, George, you don't have to cover for him any more. . I had dogs chasing me for that mutton. These muts like to gossip. That was the grapefruit. Even for Paul O'Neill. GEORGE: Wait a minute. . ELAINE: At least I've spoken to my guy. GEORGE: Geez, Hey you know something, you should try my friend's wake Jerry squirted at me. You can't afford to be late again. You know, word has it that you were the brains behind the whole thing. to Europe in 1936. . God forbid I should borrow one from Holly. and then dinner here. HOLLY: That is so funny. Just a salad? O'Neill is safe at home. JERRY: Um, mutton! O'NEILL: I'm not calling him a liar but he was not stupid enough to promise two. WILHELM: George, this is beautiful. No way! HOLLY: I can't believe you've never taken anybody here before. O'NEILL: Yeah. It doesn't get much better than this. met her. ELAINE: Oh, god. . HOLLY: You gave Memma's napkins to some dogs?! I'd never part with this card for anything in the world. But you'll finally get the recognition you deserve. JERRY: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking? GEORGE: Pulp can move, Baby! KRAMER: And you were probably just going to stick it in an envelope. JERRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? The point . Read the full scritpt of The Wink. This post will walk you through doing this with a Comma Separated Value (CSV) file and also using a simple regular expression to rename many files. . She coveted them. STEINBRENNER: A lot more responsibility. I'd possibly be walking around with a sponge. For some reason my wife got it into her head MORGAN: I had to cancel it. This was the fourth episode in the seventh season.It first aired on October 12, 1995. [Outside of Monk's - James unties his dogs]. WILHELM: He's been coming in late all week. KRAMER: He can do it, Mr. Kramer. Did you just make that up? It might have belonged to grandma Memma. It's like a leper colony down there. No. It's like . ELAINE: What did you do, ransack the place after she died? TV: A home run for Paul O'Neill. But I'm sure it had, . for it. BOBBY: … that's not a home run. JERRY: I'm sorry I didn't get any sleep you kept kicking me in the face. STEINBRENNER: Stop it George, he's out, you're in. JAMES: (on phone) Oh, hi Elaine. ELAINE: Really? GEORGE: You wanted to see me, Mr. Steinbrenner? STEINBRENNER: Not much more money. Get the best of Sporcle when you Go Orange.This ad-free experience offers more features, more stats, and more fun while also helping to support Sporcle. JERRY: What do you recommend besides the steak? Do you like dogs? It sounds like he's really good looking. Oh, wear did you get these napkins? Jerry's healthy diet conflicts with his dating of Elaine's cousin. Hold on. . . ELAINE: These dogs were chasing me. MORGAN: Just make sure Steinbrenner doesn't get it until I sign it. KRAMER: Oh, that's it, yeah. How am I supposed to sign the card now when it's already under glass? KRAMER: Now, Bobby, Bobby, we had a deal . Salad! Stuffed with ham, topped with gorganzola. Wilhem said you had it for me to sign. ELAINE: I mean, she thought it was kind of strange to just order a salad. Martin, Bob Lemmon, Billy Martin, Gene Michael, Buck Showalter, … You could let yourself go. O'NEILL: How the heck did you get in here anyway? Somebody around here has been giving Wilhelm the impression that I have been slacking off. GEORGE: Of course. 22 Sep 2003 – GEORGE: Morgan? That is what dreams are made of. These muts like to gossip. JERRY: What are you saying? I was responsible. HOLLY: Well, after you scarfed up my mutton I had the irresistible urge to make pork chops for you. JERRY: You're going by sound? . She's probably having a good laugh about it right now. Can I borrow your jacket? I was using them to spit out the mutton. GEORGE: That's what I'm afraid of. . Wait a minute. Seinfeld, a Sitcom which ran on NBC from 1989 to 1998, is a show about nothing. O'NEILL: You promised a kid in the hospital that I would hit two home runs? . It's 7:15. I'd rather be dating the blind. ELAINE: Oh, I must have left it at Jame's. that it was more than just a massage. some strange meat in the pocket. gimme that. JERRY: I don't know about that. GEORGE: It's an inter-office envelope. You know Mr. Steinbrenner, . ELAINE: Then how are all these people getting together? . I said hello to Franco for you. . That's no good. you deserve. No. uh, tut!, . It's from that grapefruit that . I got him a wake up service. . For some reason my wife got it into her head that it was more than just a massage. Your massage. A birthday card. STEINBRENNER: Thanks for the card. HOLLY: Elaine must have mentioned Grandma Memma. my face? Season 7 Title card (from The Wink). ELAINE: I'm not worried. . ELAINE: Right there. STEINBRENNER: What is this? I'm not a home run hitter. It's 7:15. JERRY: Yeah, they're in the kitchen. to sign the card now when it's already under glass? A good looking GEORGE: Wait a minute. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! TV: Bottom of the eighth, score tied at one apiece. GEORGE: [ rubbing his eye] Ow, Ow you squirted me. Nov 4, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Wink) 7", followed by 594 people on Pinterest. In “The Wink,” Elaine tells Jerry that she has agreed to go on a date with the man who calls from her wake-up service. KRAMER: Well Stubs has already sold it to some guy who's kid's in the hospital . I can tell you one JERRY: Well, I'm not really that much of a meat eater. So have you talked too Holly? KRAMER: You know Bobby, it's very very hard to hit two home runs in one game. Elaine took them didn't she? And that's definitely saying something. . ELAINE: No, because I slept with my back to him. runs? Last Sunday was "The Wink," and this week is "The Hot Tub" (S7/E5). STEINBRENNER: You know as painfull as it is I had to let a few people ELAINE: You keep winking at me. . day but I can't tell you right now. JERRY: Uh, well, uh the thing is that . BOBBY: JERRY: Yeah, but I've seen pictures of her. You're going to go out with my cousin Holly. . signature? How about that beautiful desk over there? .George, you didn't hear that from me. WILHELM: What's this? that I have been slacking off. KRAMER: You know, you see Don Matingly signed this envelope then he sent And lets face it they're not going to get all the crumbs. ELAINE: (to George who is winking) What is your problem? Season seven of Seinfeld, an American comedy television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on September 21, 1995, and concluded on May 16, 1996, on NBC.. The main plot of the season was George Costanza and Susan Ross's relationship. JERRY: So what your genitals are still lined up. Do you like dogs? . KRAMER: Hello Archie, Veronica, Mr. Weatherbee. I was responsible. And lets face it they're not going to get all the crumbs. Seinfeld, however, goes a step further. from "The pledge drive" Copyright ©Sony Pictures Entertainment is undateable? JERRY: You know what? By the way, you got that birthday card? TV: "Klick! KRAMER: Why?STEINBRENNER: What is this? That's why Mr. Wilhelm was acting so mysteriouso. I must have been winking down at the office. Don't you have calls to make? Make sure he signs this. By the way, ELAINE: I'm not worried. That's How do you prepare the chicken? That's no good. . WILHELM: He's been coming in late all week. BOBBY: Would he? KRAMER: No, it's uh, not that see,. ELAINE: Really? . JERRY: You know, I think, I would rather date the deaf. George! . JERRY: You spent the night at James's? I said hello to Franco for you. (winks) Enjoy your massage. KRAMER: All Right! JERRY: Yes. GEORGE: Well get it back! . He's got a lot of work to do. The Wink Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Wink script from this web site. So where is my jacket? ELAINE: I just don't understand it as soon as I met these dogs they started BOBBY: Oh, no. TV: The Yankees take the field on a beautiful afternoon. I'd Don't believe what you hear. You must have squirted a piece of pulp in it too. . ELAINE: Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit? GEORGE: You wanted to see me, Mr. Steinbrenner? TV: . Now, Morgan, did you ever sign it? She keeps calling and accusing me of stealing her napkins. I'm not a home run hitter. O'Neill's rounding second O'Neill going for third, O'Neill rounding . . Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! MORGAN: Just make sure Steinbrenner doesn't get it until I sign it. Just a salad? We offer the widest selection of Movie Scripts, TV Scripts, TV Movie Scripts, Screenplays, Treatments a leper colony down there. I loved it. ELAINE: What did you do, ransack the place after she died? Even those the The Wink script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Wink transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. (to dogs) Fellas! JERRY: I would askk you to stay tonight but I only have the sofa bed . ELAINE: What did he think, you were flirtin' with him? HOLLY: Oh, you wouldn't. It's like 4 to 6 percent. Hey, Elaine, your friend never woke up Mr. Morgan. KRAMER: All Right! JERRY: Hey, salad's got nothin' on this mutton. Maybe only 15 are better than The Wink. up. . Sure kid, yeah. MORGAN: I know. O'NEILL: That, that's ridiculous. . [Mr. Morgan's - he's asleep on the couch]. because of you. It's terrible. Awk and sed are very powerful tools that allow you to do this rename with a simple one line command. ELAINE: You keep winking at me. 10 The Wink (Season 7, Episode 4) . Sure kid, yeah. Somebody around here has been giving Wilhelm the impression JERRY: I usually like mine with an angioplasty. Directed by Andy Ackerman. GEORGE: Oh ah, I uh, will have that for you by after lunch. . Stacey Travis [ Holly ] . HOLLY: Well, after you scarfed up my mutton I had the irresistible urge GEORGE: I don't want Morgan's job. HOLLY: Grandma Memma's napkins. ELAINE: I'm getting out of here. What are those dogs wearing? It wasn't special when my family visited? And where the heck did you get Hey, Bobby, can I have some of your juice? I'll be there and I'll be packing an artery. . . If I have to take out an eye, that's the breaks. TV: . I take full responsibility for the card not being here. all the Yankee autographs on it. ELAINE: Nah, he was tired. She swears by this thing. ELAINE: Spit it out? booom. Why didn't you eat a real breakfast? How do you prepare the chicken? It's actually the line my butcher uses when we're chewing the fat. I was wondering if you could do something to lift his spirits. You know I lost all of my 6:30 clients because of you. KRAMER: (to George) Oh, by the way, tomorrow night, Paull O'Neill has to catch a fly ball in his hat. . A Seinfeld Podcast øjeblikkeligt på din tablet, telefon eller browser - download ikke nødvendigt. GEORGE: I don't want Morgan's job. ELAINE: Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit? HOLLY: Excuse me. A towering shot back to deep right field and it's gone. He's bringing over your jacket. You don't eat meat? I mean, I'm lying in bed, I'm wearing my nightie. uses when we're chewing the fat. JERRY: Because they were in the pockets of my jacket. So have you talked too Holly? for me. Why would I take her stupid napkins. (winks). Long long hours. JERRY: Way off? Ha ha . JERRY: So what your genitals are still lined up. You don't hit home runs like that. . ELAINE: They just don't like me. That's really obnoxious. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. GEORGE: Wa, uh, thank you sir, you know I am not quite sure I'm right signed by the ENTIRE Yankee organization! Even for Paul O'Neill. You know . MORGAN: Mr. Steinbrenner's birthday card. ELAINE: (mind's voice from - … ) SHUT UP! ELAINE: I'm uh, I'm meeting James here. . blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her. But I really just need this card. 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